Whenever I'm holding a beer in one hand and a slice of pizza in the other, I'm one happy dude. Ask me about my James Hetfield impression.
Jordan
How Fast Can You Go Before Getting A Speeding Ticket In Minnesota?
Imagine, for a moment, that you’re driving north on 52. The speed limit (I believe) is 65 miles per hour. How fast are you really going? You can be honest; I swear I’m not a cop.
Typically, my cruise control will be set to either 70 or 72 miles per hour...
The 5 Most Recent Alien Sightings In Southeast Minnesota
Do you believe in aliens? I’m a big fan of science fiction movies and whatnot, but I’m not quite sure I actually believe that there are alien lifeforms with advanced intelligence out there. But there could be! I’m just not certain either way...
Police Accidentally Set Naked Wisconsin Guy On Fire With Stun Gun
Geez, what is it with naked dudes in Wisconsin lately?
This past weekend, police officers in Manitowoc, Wisconsin (which you might remember from the Netflix series Making A Murderer) encountered a 32-year-old naked dude hanging out on a local street...
Wisconsin Weirdo Breaks Into Home, Eats Muffins, Passes Out Naked
Put yourself in this scenario: you’ve had a long day. Work was busier than usual, but you’re finally done. All you want to do is just relax in the comfort of your own home. That’s when you get back to your place and find a Wisconsin man sleeping naked in your bed...
Pssst. You. Yeah, You. Wanna See A Deer Fight?
You know that one scene in Bambi where he dukes it out with another male deer over a sexy lady deer? That was an intense watch as a kid, but as an adult, I feel like I need a little more oomph when it comes to watching Animal Fights. Cartoon Animal Fights just don’t do it for me anymore...