Virginia Police Can’t Give Description Of Serial Burglars Clothing… Because There Is None

Fairfax County police are on the hunt for a man who has been committing a string of burglaries in the Centerville area, but are having a difficult time getting an accurate description of what to look for.

Officers responded to the most recent incident around 4:30am on Saturday to the 14700 block of Ealing Court in Centerville area, where there was a burglary in progress.

"The victim was awakened by her dog barking and observed a fully nude man inside her home," according to the incident report. "The suspect fled before officers arrived. Officers canvassed the area but were unable to locate the suspect. Detectives responded to the scene and assumed the investigation."

That's right, they can't give a description of the guy's clothing, because he wasn't wearing any... at any of the crimes.

Previous Burglaries

Police have tied the suspect to 4 burglaries total.

• March 5, 5:15 a.m. – 14800 block of Bodley Square, Centreville. The victim was getting ready for work when the suspect entered a bedroom and fled the residence when confronted.
• March 6, 5:30 a.m. – 14800 block of Leicester Court, Centreville. A resident discovered a footprint on a trash can that had been moved against a fence and is believed to have been used to climb into the backyard. Evidence indicated an attempted burglary at the residence.
• March 7, 4:30 a.m. – 14700 block of Ealing Court, Centreville. The victim was awakened by her dog barking and saw the nude male suspect inside the residence before he fled.
• March 8, 3:30 a.m. – 6300 block of Paddington Lane, Centreville. The victim heard footsteps in the hallway and saw the nude suspect standing in a doorway before he fled.

Police have described the suspect as a Black man, with a light or medium complexion, around 5'10" tall, and "of average build". That's just harsh.