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Illinois Female Booze Thief Had a Pocket Full of Bad Ideas
The Illinois woman walked right out of a store with a cart full of booze while "holding."
Joint Holding Wisconsin Woman in Walmart Parking Lot, Calls 911 on Herself
Did I mention she drank three bottles of wine, couldn't find her coat, and was on fentanyl?
Wisconsin Drunk Falls Asleep in Dog Bed, in a Strangers House
This 150lbs Mastiff made a new, drunk friend in the middle of the night!
Drunk Illinois Woman Punches Person in White Castle Drive-Thru
This lady was on a mission the score White Castle sliders, it didn't go well.
Illinois Cops Arrested ‘The Worst Drunk Driver Ever’ 11 Kids, Bottle of Crown
This was her sixth DUI, in six different states...But this one, whoa.
Is it Legal in Illinois to Leave Car Running, A/C on When I Run Into a Gas Station?
Can't you leave it running and A/C on for 5 minutes to run into a gas station?
10 of the Top 20 Drunkest Cities Are Found in Wisconsin
Back in 2016 Wisconsin had 12 of the top 20 drunkest cities in America, what the heck people?? Bottoms up!
Is it Illegal to Give a Cop ‘The Finger’ in Illinois?
This toes the line of "disorderly conduct," so what happens if you do?
Wisconsin Town is ‘OK’ With You Drinking and ATV Ridin’
Rules are a little different in Union Grove, Wi.
This Illinois Couple Had Kids in a Car Loaded With Drugs and Guns
"and the winner for Illinois Parents of the Year, goes to..."