An Illinois couple was busted with over $13,000 worth of crack, LSD, 'shrooms, Ecstasy, guns in car...and two kids. WTH. WCFCourier

Mariah Marie Ruiz and Rogelio Perez Jr from Illinois were cruising through Iowa, and speeding at three in the morning. That is when officers pulled the couple over. There was sticky icky icky scent on weed in the car, so the cops searched the vehicle.

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After the search these two were super busted, and will NOT get and "Parents of the Year" trophies. With an infant and a 3 year old in the car, the amount of drugs the cops found...unreal. Are you ready for what cops found in this car? Are you sure? Here goes:

  • LSD
  • 46 ecstasy pills shaped like skulls
  • Half a pound of marijuana
  • 18 grams of crack cocaine
  • 57 grams of psilocybin mushrooms
  • 91 oxycodone pills
  • Two jars of THC wax
  • Loaded firearm
  • A digital scale
  • $3,606 in cash
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What the...all with two little kids in the car! The speeding ticket is the least of their concerns. The kids, buh-bye. Their "freedom," double buh-bye. What a bunch of idiots.

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For Rog:

Here are the charges:

Possession with intent to deliver

Five counts of violation of the drug tax stamp act

Two counts of child endangerment

Carrying weapons

For Mariah:

Possession with intent to deliver

Five counts of violation of the drug tax stamp act

Two counts of child endangerment

Ticketed for speeding

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